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dirtypillowsmfc:

I love this gun
  • dutchster:

    a guide on how to make me love you
    1. buy me food
    2. tell me i’m funny
    3. tell me i’m hot
    4. it’s okay to lie
    5. i’m still hungry

  • shingeki-no-kou:

    I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

  • methhomework:

    "i just broke up with my -"

    image


  • magicaldeductions:

    goddammit bill

  • hellabloggin:

    oh how the mackles have mored


  • (Source: juilan)

    gingahhh:

me to my mom
    I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message (via versteur)

    (Source: lezbianzdoitbetter)

  • snazziest:

    people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated


  • disneyismyescape:

    kinell:

    Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

    i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

    (Source: disneysdaily)