animatedtext:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

(Source: hellyeahphineasandferb)

  • lilgremlingirl:

    are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

    (Source: susgirl)


  • phuckindope:

    Boss Shit #Goals

    (Source: alphalewolf)

  • movsi:

    *puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

  • h0odrich:

    not interested dot com forward slash you

  • nomohomo:

    *opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

    (Source: tbheartless)

  • armadillo:

    wurnbo:

    *raises hand in class* can i jump out the window

    i dont know CAN you 

  • No one’s life seems great between midnight and 7 a.m. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow. (via felicite)

    (Source: themethfairy)